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STUD ROOSTER

A farmer went out one day and bought a brand new stud rooster
for his chicken coop. The new rooster struts over to the old rooster and
says, 'OK old fart, time for you to retire.'
The old rooster replies, 'Come on, surely you cannot handle ALL
of these chickens. Look what it has done to me. Can't you just let me
have the two old hens over in the corner?' The young rooster says, 'Beat it:
You are washed up and I am taking over.' The old rooster says, 'I tell you
what, young stud. I will race you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins gets
the exclusive domain over the entire chicken coop.' The young rooster
laughs. 'You know you don't stand a chance, old man. So, just to be fair, I
will give you a head start.'

The old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the
young rooster takes off running after him. They round the front porch of the
farmhouse and the young rooster has closed the gap.

He is only about 5 feet behind the old rooster and gaining fast.
The farmer, meanwhile, is sitting in his usual spot on the front porch when
he sees the roosters running by. The Old Rooster is squalking and running
as hard as he can.
The Farmer grabs his shotgun and - BOOM - he blows the young
rooster to bits. The farmer sadly shakes his head and says,

Man..... that's the third gay rooster I bought this month.'

Moral of this story? ....

Don't mess with the OLD FARTS - age, skill, wisdom, and a
little treachery will always overcome youth and arrogance!

Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the restroom,
I stop   at a rest area and head to the restroom.

 I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying:
'Hi, how are you?'

I'm not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don't know what got into me, but I answered, somewhat embarrassed,
'Doin' just fine!'

And the other person says:
'So what are you up to?'

What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this is too bizarre so I say:
'Uhhh, I'm like you, just traveling!' 

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question.
'Can I come over?'

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation. I tell them 
'No..I'm a little busy right now!!!' 

Then I hear the person say nervously...

'Listen, I'll have to call you back.  There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions 


Cell phones, don't you just love them.